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Post by ouchy on Jan 10, 2007 0:19:55 GMT -5
LOL! Based on some of the riotously hilarious posts back-and-forth, I thought this would be an exciting thread! So, post away!!! Do you have a warped sense of humor? Do people think you are weird??? Tess and Candice--I expect some great posts from you guys!!!
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Post by JackMcFarland on Jan 10, 2007 15:04:42 GMT -5
Of course! Nothing like smoking aged vaginas renting cars while pushing 16 wheelchairs off of a flight from JFK in NY.
Is there anyway this could get more twisted? Teehee.
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Post by candice on Jan 11, 2007 15:52:59 GMT -5
When my students get bored or it's the last few min. of class (I teach highschool) it goes like this: "tell us a story" "Give me a topic." "Pornstar" (they are in highschool so what do you expect right?" "I was searching HotorNot.com one time when I was bored at university and I ran accross a picture of someone I knew from class, but thier name was a fake so I googled them by that name and found they had a porn site". "tell us another one" "give me a topic" "cereal" "One night when I was a teenager, my mom and dad when out and had a bit to much to drink and my mom fed my cherios to the dog but wouldn't admit it. What she didn't know was that the dog puked up cherios all over my bed. We argued for half an hour before I told her that I had proof. When I told her, she started laughing so hard that her tea come out her nose". I was really, really mad at the time but when she started laughing it was so funny". and it keeps going untilthe bell rings. If your ever bored, give me a topic, I'm sure I have some gross or random story I can tell you. I actually wrote random stories for a zine when I was in university. I have millions of them.
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Post by ouchy on Jan 12, 2007 0:43:06 GMT -5
lol. i forgot you are a teacher! i bet you are the funnest teacher ever!
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Post by irishmuse on Jan 14, 2007 20:43:54 GMT -5
Great stories, Candice! You should have a random story blog!
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Post by ouchy on Jan 14, 2007 23:43:49 GMT -5
Have you ever just started cracking up about something in your head? I can't tell you how many crazy looks I have received over the years from laughing aloud while thinking of a funny situation, joke, etc. in my head. I guess it feels a bit like waving to a mate when you think your mate is waving to you, just to find out your mate is really waving at someone else all together. HAHA. That's embarrassing, huh!
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Post by jess333 on Jan 15, 2007 0:09:05 GMT -5
something funny and weird and prob. disgusting to some but anyway... well when I was about 13 years old my mom and cousin were in the kitchen and I was walking into the kitchen thinking no one was in there sooo I farted ... This fart has chased me my whole life...lol...Well my mom said god bless you I didn't sneeze...Well I said nothing but I could not stop laughing to save my life. They thought I was crazy!!! well a few hrs later I came clean. My mother laughed sooo hard we were on the ground. So that was that it was funny I went inside and she told the whole family of this huge fart that I did. It was sooo embarrassing.. I'm 27 now and to this day at a family function someone will fart and say God bless you..cute right..Soo my whole fam. says bless you to a fart ....xoxojessa sorry if this offends anyone.
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Post by ouchy on Jan 15, 2007 0:17:20 GMT -5
^LOL! I'll have to say "God bless you!" to my husband next time he does that! I actually was raised to be very quiet, secretive, and "lady-like" when it came to bodily functions, unlike my fart-a-lot brothers who had "gas wars" while riding in the family car!!! I'm 26 now, and when I last visited my brothers, I took them to McDonalds. They got me laughing SO hard that one slipped out! Much do my dismay, it was audible--no hiding it. I just got this shocked look of horror and extreme embarrassment on my face! My brothers didn't laugh or anything at first--they were just as much in shock as I was! One of my brothers piped up and sincerely asked,"You do that, too??? We always thought you were broken and couldn't fart." LOL!!! So, of course the boys had to go and tell everyone at home. hehe. They STILL tease me about it!!! "Wanna' go to McDonalds? **Fart sound followed by laughing."**
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Post by JackMcFarland on Jan 15, 2007 1:18:33 GMT -5
I had a relatively similar incident jess - only with a burp.
Christmas in my family is HUGE. My aunt has it every year. Well, a few years back all of my cousins and I were in the basement, I ran out of soda and got up to get more. On the way up the steps from the basement to the kitchen I burped so loud that my aunt who was outside heard it. Pretty much everyone turned around and said, "Who the heck was that?!" When I came up everyone clapped? To this day I am not sure why exactly they clapped, but they did. I'm proud of my burps.
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Post by jjuls22 on Jan 15, 2007 12:22:21 GMT -5
haha you guys make me laugh!! When i was little i was on a bus with my mom and my sister, who is two years older than me. I don't remember where we were going but there was a lady on the bus that was on crutches. Silly lil' ol me goes... " Mom.. why does that lady have two CROTCHES?" Oh i NEVER lived that one down, my mom and my sister laughed so hard, but i didnt get it until they explained to me that they werent crotches, they were crutches!! ;D
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Post by erzulie on Jan 15, 2007 13:20:31 GMT -5
Have you ever just started cracking up about something in your head? I can't tell you how many crazy looks I have received over the years from laughing aloud while thinking of a funny situation, joke, etc. in my head. I guess it feels a bit like waving to a mate when you think your mate is waving to you, just to find out your mate is really waving at someone else all together. HAHA. That's embarrassing, huh! Lol, that has happened to me so many times! One of the less random times stands out in my mind. When I was a freshman in high school, my last class before lunch was in the basement, right next to the cefeteria. I always had to go up to my locker on the second floor before going back down to the basement to eat, and if I wasn't fast enough I'd have to wait in a looong line to get pizza (I used to eat pizza every day back then, which makes me cringe now. For some reason I was skinny anyway). So, most of the time I went really fast up to my locker and back down again so I could get back before the line got long. The challenge was that I was very much going against the flow since kids were pouring down the stairs from the other three floors to get to the cafeteria, so I had to kind of stay right up against the rail and run up. One day while I was running up like this, some boy who was on his way down said, "Whoa, slow down, pardner." I almost died laughing, and no one could see what I was laughing at because I was by myself. Even worse, I thought of that every day when I was running up the stairs after that, and I would start laughing all over again.
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Post by jess333 on Jan 15, 2007 18:46:02 GMT -5
my mom just reminds me this is so cute/funny and it just go to show that I have a family history of Endo. IC etc...well My mom ordered a lamp when we were little , when it was due to come in she got really bad cramps....and told my 4 year old brother at the time to watch for the delivery while she laid on the couch. When UPS came he yelled its OK mom its just the PMS man.....lolololxoxojessa
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Post by JackMcFarland on Jan 15, 2007 20:09:38 GMT -5
Hehe. Kids.
I remember when my sister was little, no more than maybe 5 or 6. My mom, her, and I were in a dressing room at the mall. A lady who was quite large came out of a dressing room and my sister pointed and said, "MOM! That lady is HUGE!".
My mom just picked us up and ran out of the room.
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Post by candice on Jan 18, 2007 21:51:47 GMT -5
I laugh at things in my head all the time. Ever notice that every time you try to expain why your laughing, you realise it's not that funny. For instance, I was killing myself laughing at the areo chocolate bar commercials. You know, the ones that talk about the melting bubbles. It's not the the commericials are funny it's that last week my mom and I went shopping and I bought chocolate covered oreos. Well, we broke into them on the car ride home. We each put one in our mouths and broke into spantanious "this is so good" and so on but with our mouths stuffed, it sounded just like the commerical so still full of chocoalte I siad" can you feel the bubbles". My mom laughed so hard she spit cookie all over the windshield. Then I laughed and drooled cookie all over my pants. I was telling my husband why I was laughing so hard at the commerical and he just stared at me. I guess you had to be there.
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Post by ouchy on Jan 18, 2007 22:00:18 GMT -5
LOL!!!! First, your story is hillarious to me--because I've never seen a commercial like that!!! lol But the rest of it made me crack up, too! I guess that is one way that I'm different than a lot of the people to whom I tell my "why I'm laughing" stories. I can find humor in almost anything, bc I know HOW many times I have such funny, random stuff happen to me! SO pretty much any time someone tells me why he/she is laughing over "nothing," I can usually relate! I loved your story!! ...And now I want some Oreos, too! ...and some of those bubble things...
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