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Post by jessabug on Aug 18, 2011 1:38:02 GMT -5
What did the elephant say to the naked man?
"How do you breathe out of that little thing?"
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Post by JC on Aug 18, 2011 8:01:25 GMT -5
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Post by alivenkicking on Aug 18, 2011 8:19:10 GMT -5
those fliers are hysterical. that's a fb must-share. thanks, miss jenaya! okay, you might have to be a weeds fan to appreciate this but i found it LOL-able: drug kingpin evil & chic PR lady: do you want to know why i've never had a baby, nancy? nancy: because you would eat it and babies are fattening?? for stuck in bed/on the couch entertainment, i HIGHLY (oops, no pun intended) recommend the whole series of weeds. mary louise parker is sassyfrass. and lots of awesome characters and storylines. and LOL funny
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Post by JC on Aug 19, 2011 11:37:38 GMT -5
I got this in my email today with the title, "This is how bacon cheeseburgers are made:"
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Post by Karen on Sept 2, 2011 22:30:24 GMT -5
So I got a present in the mail today from Jenaya... It was a plush thyroid gland and a sticker, and an adrenal pin! Hahahaha, I laughed so damn hard, they're both super awesome!! The best part is I was checking out the company's website and stumbled across this poster: iheartguts.com/shop/index.php?main_page=popup_image&pID=198. HiLARious!
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Post by JC on Sept 27, 2011 19:48:02 GMT -5
If you have ever seen the movie The Usual Suspects, this line in the movie is SO classic! It makes me laugh to tears every time I see it! HAHAHAA! BTW, make sure there are no small children near you when you watch this. LOL
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Post by Karen on Nov 1, 2011 18:48:28 GMT -5
So... autocorrect can be a bitch!
I went out with a guy last week. We had a good time, so we made plans to have dinner tomorrow. He had to cancel so today at work, we were texting to figure out when we could meet for lunch. I suggested a restaurant near a mall (East Town mall, to be exact). Only I didn't text that. I accidentally texted EASY Town! I didn't even catch it until he responded, "I'd like to hear more about this easy town". I just about died laughing! Good thing he has a sense of humor.
The funny part was that when I googled restaurants near that location, all I got in my results were hotels!
Had a hell of a day at work today. The laughter certainly brightened my day.
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Post by 1234 on Nov 1, 2011 19:16:24 GMT -5
HAHA! Glad that you enjoyed your time with him last week!
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Post by JC on Nov 1, 2011 19:45:22 GMT -5
HAHAHAHAHAA! EASY TOWN!!!! LOVE IT!
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Post by JC on Nov 8, 2011 19:31:57 GMT -5
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Post by KSA on Nov 8, 2011 19:51:01 GMT -5
Yep girls it is a CAKE but how awesome would it be if it only took a baker to make all off us have boobs like these! lol THEY LOOK REAL! My girlfriend is moving and getting married and this is the cake that got picked out! Hope it cheers everyone up:) Attachments:
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Post by Karoliina on Nov 9, 2011 5:45:17 GMT -5
As someone said autocorrect can be a bitch.. This happened many years ago, but I just rememberd it and I can't stop laughing.. I was supposed to send a text to my dad. he had sent me a text that said "don't be shy". (i didnt quite know him back then because we really didnt see each other or anything) in Finnish I ment to write "en mä ujostele" = I'm not being shy. So after I had sent it, I noticed that it said "en mä ulostele" = I'm not pooping :DD so there's a "small" difference between those too words, just one letter can mess up the meaning totally
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Post by semicolon on Nov 9, 2011 20:11:05 GMT -5
Ha, ha! That's great! I'm sure he was happy to know you weren't texting from the toilet!
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Post by Karen on Nov 9, 2011 20:20:31 GMT -5
Nice!
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Post by 1234 on Nov 17, 2011 21:27:32 GMT -5
So I feel like a good many of us need a laugh right now, and I have certainly gotten several laughs out of this.
One of my husband's closest friends is getting married this weekend. THis friend--Billy--is a really lovely guy, but he is as spacey as the universe. Shane (the husband) only just 3 days ago was told that he apparently is a groomsman in the wedding, but he can't get Billy to explain what he is supposed to wear, so decided to try to find a plain black tie and be as normal and blah-looking as possible in a blah suit sort of thing. But, he had no black tie.
So, LOL #1: I had to go after work today to a department store and get him a tie. Problem #1: I've never been in a department store. I'm a terrible tomboy. But, I bike to a Macy's or Hechts or something downtown and try to find a tie. I walked in (wearing skirt, knee-high 3-inch heel boots, bright orange kerchief on my head, and vibrant lime green rain coat) and wandered around what seemed like miles of makeup and perfume. I saw absolutely no ties and got so frustrated after 15 minutes that I turned to leave. Some guard dude at the door asked me if I had found everything I wanted and I said, "no--I came to find a tie for my husband but all this store has is makeup--do you know where I can buy a tie?"...so I now know that that was a really stupid thing to say. Apparently department stores have multiple floors, and they push them men up to teh top floor, and keep the makeup in the main floor. I got myself to teh top floor and then there were rooms of ties. I nearly burst into tears but was saved by a flaming gay salesman who agreed to help me find a plain, cheap but not sh*tty, black tie suitable for a wedding at which one does not know what one is supposed to wear, as a groomsman.
LOL#2: 15 mins before I left work today, Shane asked me if it was ok if the bachelor party were at our house tonight. He has a late community meeting in NW DC tonight, and so I had to go find and bike a TON of beer up the hill to our house, and am now waiting to welcome a bachelor party in my house, without the husband who won't be home until later. So I guess I'll let them in, give them a beer, and then make myself scarce while they bachelor-party away?
anyway, I just have to say, marriage is hilarious. and THANK GOD for flaming gay department store salesmen who rescue tomboys who are crying over the plethora of available ties.
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