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Post by omaklackey on Sept 2, 2009 18:54:47 GMT -5
 Okay you can all laugh at me for this one. I had a little 'fun' last night... after all there is only two weeks left before I can't have 'fun' for six weeks. So anyways! It went [glow=red,2,300]very[/glow] good Woke up this morning and I'm bleeding away. Aunt Flo has decided to kick me in the butt one more time. I have been laying in bed for the last two hours and had to get a refill on my Percoset but here is the RAVE: [glow=red,2,300]I'm so glad its my period!!! [/glow] I was doing some caculating after I got my surgery date and I was worried it was going to come like the night before. How bad would that suck! I've Got to have my last night fling!  We were laughing at the Hyster -sister's site about 'evidence of the last fling' One lady was really embarassed and asked if we thought the doctor would know? well the answer is probably a DUH because no amount of shower would completely erase the 'evidence' of 'fun'. So we had a hilarious conversation about whether they had 'special sponges' to clean up after the fling. If you have a 'tray full' then it must have been a really GOOD night. LOL. So I'm doped and dizzy, hugging the heating pad and feel like puking but for once I'm really super glad aunt flo came now instead of later. ;D ;D ;D I really wont miss her at all. My hubby used to call it 'my monthly friend'. She wasn't very friendly 
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Post by JC on Sept 3, 2009 9:01:47 GMT -5
When the doctor goes in he's gonna find a pearl inside.
LOL EWWW HAHA!
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Post by ouchy on Sept 3, 2009 10:06:35 GMT -5
Hahaha! The path report. Decaying semen inside. Daghghghghg.
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Post by omaklackey on Sept 3, 2009 12:44:54 GMT -5
Hey I'm going to do my best to provide them LOTs of 'evidence'. *snicker* especially since Aunt Flo is cooperating by coming early for me! I have to wonder if the loss of the other ovary did some weird things to my system. As I understand it the ovary's take turns releasing eggs. I wonder if when one goes down does the other pick up the slack or if every other month then the remaining one works. Its interesting to wonder about, fortunetly I won't have to worry about it much longer. LOL
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Post by ouchy on Sept 3, 2009 12:59:03 GMT -5
Yup. The remaining one does double-time.
Hehe. Have fun!
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Post by Karen on Sept 3, 2009 14:05:48 GMT -5
How funny! I applaud you for putting in extra time before your vacation!  |
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Post by omaklackey on Sept 3, 2009 14:26:16 GMT -5
Yeah I have to 'slave' away for the 'man' bwahaha! Seriously Its a hard job but someone has got to do it. I'm just gonna have to lay down on the job. I might have to prostitue myself for the boss. sorry I can't think of anymore puns.
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Post by Karen on Sept 3, 2009 16:58:54 GMT -5
You're taking one (or several) for the team.
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Post by omaklackey on Sept 3, 2009 17:11:56 GMT -5
Awesome!! Thank you Olsenka!!! I'm filling up my 'portfolio'
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Post by ouchy on Sept 3, 2009 20:20:21 GMT -5
You're taking one (or several) for the team. ...or several billion. LOL |
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Post by Karen on Sept 3, 2009 20:41:25 GMT -5
Seamen giving a final salute before a final voyage!
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Post by ouchy on Sept 3, 2009 21:50:35 GMT -5
haha
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Post by omaklackey on Sept 3, 2009 21:54:14 GMT -5
Oh man, that one was awesome! Thank you I needed that! I'm going to raise the flag and man the torpedos!
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Post by sunshine78 on Sept 3, 2009 23:19:46 GMT -5
Up periscope...
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Okay you can all laugh at me for this one. I had a little 'fun' last night... after all there is only two weeks left before I can't have 'fun' for six weeks. So anyways! It went [glow=red,2,300]very[/glow] good 
