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Post by JC on Aug 25, 2009 7:08:20 GMT -5
What a fine day to run out of toilet paper! WOO HOO!
Ever since my lap I've had nothing but problems with constipation. SO yesterday I drank milk of magnesia. Now I have diarrhea. I've exhausted our entire toilet paper supply, now I'm using kleenex. The paper towels are next. I would LOVE to go to the store and get some toilet paper but... yep, you guessed it! I can't stop peeing out my butt long enough to get anywhere! UGHHH!!!!
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Post by JC on Aug 25, 2009 7:09:53 GMT -5
And I forgot to mention that I'm spotting 3 days early... EITHER COME OR GO YOU STUPID PERIOD!
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Post by Karen on Aug 25, 2009 7:26:10 GMT -5
Oh, Jenaya, I don't know if I should tell you how much that sucks or how hard I'm laughing!  If you're in the mood for me to make light of it, this song always comes to mind when I'm in a similar situation... In fact, and old college roommate used to sing this for us whenever she felt like it. (I would have just referenced the movie and the song until I realized that I'm old and a lot of you might not know the reference...) And boo for the spotting. That just outright sucks. |
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Post by JC on Aug 25, 2009 7:33:37 GMT -5
LOL OMG me and Cass spent like an hour singing diarrhea songs. She's the queen of diarrhea songs!
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Post by cass on Aug 26, 2009 4:39:55 GMT -5
Now you think you're feeling better
but you keep on getting wetter:
Diarrhea, diarrhea
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Post by Karen on Aug 26, 2009 7:39:13 GMT -5
Nice, Cass! In your Australian accent, it sounds even better!  How the hell have you been??? |
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Post by Karen on Aug 26, 2009 18:46:44 GMT -5
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Post by ouchy on Aug 26, 2009 22:26:39 GMT -5
My brother once told my mom, "Mommy, my bottom vomited."  |
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Post by Karen on Aug 27, 2009 6:58:49 GMT -5
OMG, how funny!!
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Post by JC on Aug 27, 2009 7:02:00 GMT -5
HAHA that's great!
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Post by sunshine78 on Aug 28, 2009 0:48:25 GMT -5
I had a bout of Faucet Butt a couple of weeks ago. For no reason. It was horrible. Dunno if it had anything to do with hormones... probably did. I hate that, lol... I was in so much pain, and then... sploooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooshhhhhhh. I wasn't sure I was going to make it to work. "Uh, yeah... I can't come in, today. I have the sh*ts."
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Post by JC on Aug 28, 2009 4:35:53 GMT -5
HAHA i like your use of sound effects. SPLOOSH! That's exactly what it sounds like!
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Post by lreider on Aug 30, 2009 12:01:12 GMT -5
you are too funny -- you guys make this sh*tty experience so much better - no pun intended!!
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