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Post by ouchy on May 18, 2007 9:44:11 GMT -5
Looks like i am going to have wear a burkha and walk into a sex shop ...LOL ! If it helps then why not..maybe with more sex..i'll stand a better chance of concieving..! and i'm all for it A burka!!!!!!! LOL!!!!!! I bet my neighbors heard me laughing on that one!!! Yayyyy! Gemini is getting a "massager"
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Post by chloelouise on May 18, 2007 10:36:42 GMT -5
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Post by ouchy on May 18, 2007 10:41:04 GMT -5
Yayyyy! LOL. Also take our good friend, gemini! --Assuming she can wear her burka for anonymity!
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Post by chloelouise on May 19, 2007 5:13:22 GMT -5
Heyho all!!! The party went really well, they were a lovely bunch of women !! Really sweet!! Sold quite a bit which was good!! Always helps the bank balance!! There was a realllllly pregnant women there that was drinking (drank a whole bottle of wine and she 2 weeks off her due date!!) and smoking which annoyed me a bit but when Im working I just try to block stuff like that out!!! They all seemed to enjoy the games, I did one where one women has a toilet roll in between her legs and the other has a vibe and they have to get the vibe in the toilet roll with their eyes shut!!! Its hilarious to watch!!! ;D ;D We also played the balloon game where I blow up a balloon for every two women and they have to get into pairs and get into a position and "thurst" until the balloon pops!!! It was a really good night!!!
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Post by JackMcFarland on May 19, 2007 15:56:12 GMT -5
That sounds hilarious! Glad it went well.
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Post by gemini on May 19, 2007 18:42:36 GMT -5
Hey i had the burkha sorted out wid my camera aswell..no one took me... arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
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Post by ouchy on May 19, 2007 19:11:35 GMT -5
Why do you have a burka? Aren't cameras illegal for those in burkas? Don't tell me you have painted fingernails under there as well!
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Post by gemini on May 19, 2007 19:16:55 GMT -5
LOL !
I wonder who that lady iz ..then again is it a lady ;D
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Post by irishmuse on May 19, 2007 19:54:57 GMT -5
Oh my gods...you women are hilarious! I LOVE my toys--I have a box for them. I have a regular small plastic vibe, a pink jelly curved one, an anal one, an egg one with the c o c kring attachment, a ribbed light up one, benwa balls (sp??), silk japanese bondage cuffs, regular cuffs, a flogger....I think that's it. I don't remember. LOL! Unfortunately, as the pain in my vagina and rectum got worse, I can't really use them internally. I DO love to use them on my clitoris though. My man is happy to just "fool around", so sex isn't too much of an issue. We sure both miss it, but he understands how much it hurts, so we use hands, mouths and toys instead. Yep, I'm very sexual and open about it. But, I'm Pagan...and we tend to be. LOL!
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Post by cass on May 20, 2007 2:20:09 GMT -5
Omigoodness! this thread should be censored! lol i went to sexpo once and i was so embarassed i thiuni i need to start becoming more liberal about these subjects rather than blush!!
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Post by chloelouise on May 20, 2007 5:02:39 GMT -5
Awwww Gemini I wondered what that green blob was in the corner of the room the other day at my party.... it was you!!!! I think the best story I've ever heard about vibby things is one my unit organiser told me about her best friend... Lets call her Cathy. Cathy had been out shopping all day and when she came home immediately noticed that something was wrong because the front door was open but her hubby's car wasnt on the drive. She went through the door and could see they had been broken into, apparently her house was COMPLETELY trashed, paint thrown up the walls, urine on the carpets, the sofa's had been torn up, it was a state, she rung the police and they told her not to touch anything and get out the house incase someone was still inside, well, she heeded the first bit of advice and didnt touch anything but continued to walk round the house to see the extent of the damage. When she walked into the bedroom, she couldnt believe the state of the room, but there nicely lined up on the window cill were ALL her dildo's and vibrators!!!!! They had completely trashed the house but lined up her vibes and "cathy" couldnt touch them so she couldnt move them to hide them from the police!!!!!! I would be SO embarassed I think I would HAVE to put them away even if it was the ONLY set of finger prints in the whole house, I just wouldnt be able to look the police in the eyes knowing they were up stairs all nicely lined up!!! OMG can you imagine!!! ;D
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Post by irishmuse on May 20, 2007 11:40:08 GMT -5
That's insane! Why would people do that?
My roommate's vibrator went missing, and we're convinced it was our ex-superintendant who took it, since he often entered our unti illegally and stuff went missing. Ew!
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Post by gemini on May 20, 2007 11:52:42 GMT -5
LOL..i am in lots of pain but u girls are making me laugh so much.. can u imagine that..all the vibes lined up in a row.. hey did they put them in order of size too Clobobubbles....LOL ! and u didn't even come over to say hi to me..
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Post by chloelouise on May 20, 2007 11:54:37 GMT -5
I was a little bit scared Gemini, random green blob just staring at me... of course if I'd KNOWN it was you I would have said hi !! LOL
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Post by gemini on May 20, 2007 12:16:11 GMT -5
LOL.. no wonder u didn't say Hi ... coz thats a pic i've taken off a site..no way is that me
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