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Post by chloelouise on Apr 20, 2007 19:32:57 GMT -5
As you've probaly gathered if I read something really sweet, inspirational or funny I like to post it for you guys, now its a bit rude so if you dont like dirty jokes dont read on, I mean Ive heard alot worse and this is more an "Implication" joke, anyway, Im stalling.... here it is oh and p.s I should toally be writing my uni paper and am being very naughty messing around on here telling you guys jokes LOL so even if you dont find it funny pretend too LOL!!! A woman was in a coma, she had been in it for months. One particular day the nurses were in her room giving her a blanket bath. One of them was washing her private area and noticed that there was a slight response on the monitor when she touched her. They tried it again and sure enough there was a small, recognizable movement. They went to her husband and explained what happened, telling him, "As crazy as this sounds, maybe a little oral sex will do the trick and bring her out of the coma." The husband was skeptical, but they assured him that they'd close the curtains for privacy. The husband finally agreed and went into his wife's room. After a few minutes the woman's monitor flat lined, no pulse, no heart rate. The nurses run back into the room. "What happened!?" they cried. The husband said,"I'm not sure. Maybe she choked."
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Post by ouchy on Apr 20, 2007 19:36:16 GMT -5
LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL OMIG! I so have to show this to my husband! Thanks, chloe!
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Post by JackMcFarland on Apr 21, 2007 14:05:00 GMT -5
Oh no. That is too much!!
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Post by irishmuse on Apr 21, 2007 20:47:59 GMT -5
LOL! That's horrible and hilarious all at once!
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