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Post by kb on Apr 19, 2007 1:36:34 GMT -5
Hey all,
im going to propose a new more enjoyable treatment for endo which u will all love.
Will have to start the lobby soon to get this one covered under medicare benefits or in the least health insurance companies.
Going to create an island just for endo sufferers to relax and get better, much more effective than a lap or any drug treatment currently available.
Feel free to add everyone what we all want on this island.
Ill start it with sleep ins every day, breakfast in bed and siesta's in the arvo (i love europe lol)
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Post by JackMcFarland on Apr 19, 2007 10:51:26 GMT -5
AH. Hmm. Plenty of Cabana Boys!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Post by AussieBird on Apr 19, 2007 19:37:55 GMT -5
KB, you will go down in history; such a treatment is long overdue! I will of course be forwarding letters to my local MPs as soon as the list is complete. I will also hire an aeroplane for some skywriting to increase the awareness of such a breakthrough programme. I expect you will win the Nobel Prize, so I extend my congratulations to you in advance.
The island should be located somewhere with ideal weather that doesn't change too much - endo sufferers have enough to worry about without sweating or shivering. It should boast a dazzling array of pleasant wildlife (such as butterflies, colourful parrots, etc) and an astonishingly small selection of unpleasant wildlife (such as spiders, wasps, etc). Endo sufferers require peace - they should not be forced to jump up and run. It should have an amazing assortment of naturally occurring fruits that can be eaten straight from the plant at any time - endo sufferers need to pay close attention to diet, and the more difficulty that can be removed from this, the better. The facility on the island should be set up like a resort. Cabins should have the highest quality beds, chairs and bathrooms - endo sufferers spend much of their time using these. "Do Not Disturb" signs will be respected by all, and "Love Me" signs will also be in effect for those inviting support. Qualified specialists such as gynaecologists, counsellors, naturopaths etc should be readily available at any time on the island. A huge school will be necessary, to provide for the astonishing number of children being born to women who have reclaimed their health. Obviously catering is a huge priority, and top quality organic produce will be prepared by master chefs for room service at any time of the day or night.
These are simply a few obvious requirements and I expect more will follow shortly. With all of the ground work done, I am sure production will commence in no time.
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Post by chloelouise on Apr 20, 2007 6:02:23 GMT -5
Oh oh oh count me in!! Im so there!!! One little request though... can I take me own pillow?? LOL
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Post by chloelouise on Apr 20, 2007 6:06:06 GMT -5
LOL aussiebird you make me laugh!!
Can I also ask if it is possible to bring lovely partners or partically supportive loved ones, they do after all deserve a treat as well for all the caring they do!!
Maybe they could have a part of the island where it is illegal to talk about endo so they get to completely chill out and unwind then they can come back from their breaks and continue to be the fantastic people they are!!
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Post by irishmuse on Apr 20, 2007 13:40:32 GMT -5
I'm coming too! I want to suggest having the highest quality silk sheets for the beds, and hot springs or hot tubs to relax in and help with our pain.
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Post by ouchy on Apr 20, 2007 13:46:59 GMT -5
And personal massage therapists at our beck and call!
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Post by JackMcFarland on Apr 20, 2007 14:34:18 GMT -5
Wouldn't it be cool is time ceased to exists on this island? Days shall be as long as we wish, the time of the day is whatever we want - if we feel like sleeping all morning, that's fine...We can still get up and not feel as if we have wasted another day.
Oh, and the sand on the beach shouldn't be too hot, that way we can walk barefoot on the shore with our loved one(s).
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Post by ouchy on Apr 20, 2007 14:42:07 GMT -5
And the water be warm enough to not make you freeze your A** or nipples off when you hit the "critical points." LOL
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Post by JackMcFarland on Apr 20, 2007 15:34:31 GMT -5
Yessssssss.
OH OH!
Big HUGE bathtubs with PLENTY of bubbles!
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Post by ouchy on Apr 20, 2007 15:50:48 GMT -5
The bubbles irritate my peepee. LOL. How about bubbles and Dead Sea bath salts!
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Post by kb on Apr 21, 2007 0:13:04 GMT -5
and need a sauna of course, and a 43 degree celcius thermal spring bath (for the pain of course, it works, had one in turkey), and readily available staff to provide turkish baths anytime night or day
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Post by AussieBird on Apr 21, 2007 6:51:08 GMT -5
Top comedians and musicians as both music and laughter are hailed as having healing powers
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Post by irishmuse on Apr 21, 2007 20:56:22 GMT -5
And bowls of tostitos and cheese everwhere to munch on!
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Post by chloelouise on Apr 22, 2007 7:16:48 GMT -5
Not forgetting chocolate that didnt make you put on weight and didnt agrrevateendo symtptons, it would be like the best chocolate in the would, oh and tim hortons tim bits!!!
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