Post by erzulie on Aug 16, 2006 11:48:28 GMT -5
Hey everybody, next time you need something to cheer you up, you should try visiting the website inpassing.org. It's the funniest website I've ever seen. It's just this girl who lives in Berkeley, California who writes down funny or interesting things she overhears from strangers. I could sit there for hours just reading this stuff. Here are some examples:
12 September 2000
Submitted by eve on Wed, 09/13/2000 - 12:56am. Funny
"That's not a sexist remark because I know men paint their toenails too, they just don't tell us about it."
--A very small, elderly woman, lecturing her younger walking companion
18 November 2000
Submitted by eve on Sun, 11/19/2000 - 12:09am. Funny
"Was that one of your porn star moves?"
"Porn star? I was stepping backwards on an escalator to fall back to where you were! Sheesh. Why yes, that's from my porn flick "Backing up on Escalators," it was a big hit."
--Two girls on the escalator in Macy*s
2 June 2001
Submitted by eve on Mon, 06/04/2001 - 9:32am. Funny
"I remember when I was in 4th grade, and we were learning about STDs in sex ed. The teacher... whoa, I've totally forgotten her name. Mrs. Simons? Simpson? Anyway, she was telling us about how if you have sex with one person, it wasn't just having sex with them, it was having sex with everyone they'd ever had sex with, and everyone they'd ever had sex with, 'cause STDs didn't go away. And then this kid raises his hand and says, 'So if you have sex with one of the New Kids on the Block, it's like having sex with all of them?'"
--A girl about 20 years old, talking to another girl in a cafe
26 October 2001
Submitted by eve on Sat, 10/27/2001 - 5:58pm. Funny
"Mother, what do you think? It's a nice cut, but where would I wear it?"
"For your new job as a hooker?"
"Exactly."
--A woman about 45 years old and her elderly mother, in the dressing rooms at BCBG
25 October 2001
Submitted by eve on Fri, 10/26/2001 - 1:06am. Ironic
"Who would have thought I'd be marrying a Republican?" *smiles fondly*
"And a gay one at that!" *they kiss*
--A woman and a man on BART
25 November 2001
Submitted by eve on Mon, 11/26/2001 - 2:05am. Funny
"I'm trying to be an inchworm here."
--A woman walking down College Ave
2 January 2002
Submitted by eve on Thu, 01/03/2002 - 12:56am. Funny
"How did you get Aunt Allison and Uncle Lenny confused? Honey, they look nothing alike."
--A woman to a child, at a sporting goods store
5 February 2002
Submitted by eve on Wed, 02/06/2002 - 1:48am. Funny
"What hinders you from being baptised? Why do you not follow me to the river?"
"Because I don't want to see you naked!"
--Yoshua and Stoney, on Dwinelle Plaza
Yoshua and Stoney being, of course, two of Berkeley's more popular "guys with questionable sanity who stand on plazas and shout about stuff."
12 September 2000
Submitted by eve on Wed, 09/13/2000 - 12:56am. Funny
"That's not a sexist remark because I know men paint their toenails too, they just don't tell us about it."
--A very small, elderly woman, lecturing her younger walking companion
18 November 2000
Submitted by eve on Sun, 11/19/2000 - 12:09am. Funny
"Was that one of your porn star moves?"
"Porn star? I was stepping backwards on an escalator to fall back to where you were! Sheesh. Why yes, that's from my porn flick "Backing up on Escalators," it was a big hit."
--Two girls on the escalator in Macy*s
2 June 2001
Submitted by eve on Mon, 06/04/2001 - 9:32am. Funny
"I remember when I was in 4th grade, and we were learning about STDs in sex ed. The teacher... whoa, I've totally forgotten her name. Mrs. Simons? Simpson? Anyway, she was telling us about how if you have sex with one person, it wasn't just having sex with them, it was having sex with everyone they'd ever had sex with, and everyone they'd ever had sex with, 'cause STDs didn't go away. And then this kid raises his hand and says, 'So if you have sex with one of the New Kids on the Block, it's like having sex with all of them?'"
--A girl about 20 years old, talking to another girl in a cafe
26 October 2001
Submitted by eve on Sat, 10/27/2001 - 5:58pm. Funny
"Mother, what do you think? It's a nice cut, but where would I wear it?"
"For your new job as a hooker?"
"Exactly."
--A woman about 45 years old and her elderly mother, in the dressing rooms at BCBG
25 October 2001
Submitted by eve on Fri, 10/26/2001 - 1:06am. Ironic
"Who would have thought I'd be marrying a Republican?" *smiles fondly*
"And a gay one at that!" *they kiss*
--A woman and a man on BART
25 November 2001
Submitted by eve on Mon, 11/26/2001 - 2:05am. Funny
"I'm trying to be an inchworm here."
--A woman walking down College Ave
2 January 2002
Submitted by eve on Thu, 01/03/2002 - 12:56am. Funny
"How did you get Aunt Allison and Uncle Lenny confused? Honey, they look nothing alike."
--A woman to a child, at a sporting goods store
5 February 2002
Submitted by eve on Wed, 02/06/2002 - 1:48am. Funny
"What hinders you from being baptised? Why do you not follow me to the river?"
"Because I don't want to see you naked!"
--Yoshua and Stoney, on Dwinelle Plaza
Yoshua and Stoney being, of course, two of Berkeley's more popular "guys with questionable sanity who stand on plazas and shout about stuff."