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Post by sweety on Jun 6, 2010 13:59:30 GMT -5
Code word for sex!
A husband and wife decided they needed to use a "code" to indicate that they wanted to have sex without letting their children know about it. They decided on the word 'Typewriter'.
One day the husband told his five year old daughter, "Go tell your mommy that daddy needs to type a letter".
The child told her mother what her dad said, and her mom responded, "Tell your daddy that he can't type a letter right now cause there is a red ribbon in the typewriter." The child went back to tell her father what mommy said.
A few days later the mom told the daughter, "Tell daddy that he can type that letter now."
The child told her father, returned to her mother and announced, "Daddy said never mind with the typewriter, he already wrote the letter by hand."
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Post by baby bonnet on Jun 9, 2010 15:31:05 GMT -5
LMAO
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Post by lizzylou on Jun 11, 2010 7:10:21 GMT -5
haha that's great
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Post by JC on Jun 11, 2010 9:40:28 GMT -5
Am I the only one creeped out by a couple talking code about sex through a child? LOL! ewww!!
Does anyone here have a code word for sex? This might be funny to hear. lol
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sharleigh
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Post by sharleigh on Aug 7, 2011 21:01:06 GMT -5
the most famous of all "SEXY TIME" hahahahaha
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Post by omaklackey on Aug 7, 2011 22:19:48 GMT -5
You have to understand talking around kids to get that one! We use all kinds of codes. The other day I was trying to suggest Tony and I sneak off for a quick afternoon play time and I said "why don't you and I go take a nap together". Or another day I suggested Tony come help me undress and my dense husband says "oh I already got dressed". I said "no tony, I mean I want your "help" to get undressed". ;D
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