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Post by Karen on Apr 17, 2010 14:48:43 GMT -5
Ha! So, what flavor? Did you want that minty-fresh feeling or citrus breeze?
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Post by JC on Apr 17, 2010 20:36:41 GMT -5
I think it was listerine but I don't remember the flavor. Ijust remember pouring it onto a rag and then cleaning myself. haha I think it was a sign that I needed some mouth-to-vag resuscitation. ;D
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Post by sunshine78 on Apr 17, 2010 23:49:47 GMT -5
LMFAO!!!
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Post by cherry on Apr 18, 2010 12:53:41 GMT -5
Citrus breeze on a rag is the best way to do it! I'm more shocked that you dreamt you clean your lady garden with a rag!
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Post by breen28 on Apr 28, 2010 21:23:50 GMT -5
I'm new around here and I had a funny today that had me laughing so hard I was crying.
Background first...I'm a bartender and we have a "key manager" that is horrible and looks like he could use ALOT of dental work...missing alot of teeth. Because he's such a douche we all make fun of him and his tooflessness.
I had this one table that was celebrating today and I kept making them different shots. He went up to the table once and asked why they weren't having a particular drink (we are having a contest with that certain drink). Anywho, after he left the table they were talking about him. Well he later went up a second time telling them they should try a Washington Apple. I mentioned to a co-worker why the F was he at my table again. And as quick as I said that she said "because he wants to show them how pretty his teeth are." I busted out laughing so hard and had to dry the tears before I went back to the table.
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Post by sunshine78 on Apr 28, 2010 22:53:15 GMT -5
^LOLOL! We have this one girl at work who is JUST ADORABLE, and her teeth aren't really that f***ed up, but the upper incisors are up higher than they should be... this other girl who used to work with us nicknamed her "Teef."
My LOL of the day: The Colombian... well... he's still learning certain things, with regard to the English language, and American slang, in particular. Today, he came up to me, and asked, "What is a dong?"
After I peeled myself off the floor and was able to breathe, I explained, "Well, it's a euphemism for a certain male protrusion." I didn't think it was possible for someone that dark to blush, but he did. I confirmed that he had been listening to the infamous morning show, again, that had him "asking questions" before.
Ah, I love Adventures in ESL...
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Post by lizzylou on Apr 29, 2010 7:14:04 GMT -5
My LOL of the day?
Cherry just called Jenaya's vag a "lady garden"!!! LMAO...
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Post by cherry on Apr 29, 2010 15:20:50 GMT -5
Haha well I have this beautiful sophisticated lesbian friend who mentioned that she loved when the sun was out 'cos the park is full of clunge' I nearly choked. I mentioned this to my manager who asked what I called it. I said lady garden and he told me to get out of the office haha!
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Post by sunshine78 on Apr 29, 2010 23:11:26 GMT -5
LMFAO!!!
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Post by hellsbells on Apr 30, 2010 13:32:35 GMT -5
Clunge??? Wtf??
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Post by lizzylou on Apr 30, 2010 20:33:47 GMT -5
If you have clunge maybe you need to be using mouthwash and a rag!
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Post by sunshine78 on Apr 30, 2010 22:12:04 GMT -5
LMFAO @ "clunge." Seriously. I can't wait for the opportunity to use that in a sentence.
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Post by Karen on May 3, 2010 17:37:14 GMT -5
This one's a knee slapper, but I got it from a friend today and got a good laugh.
A very prestigious cardiologist died, and was given a very elaborate funeral by the hospital he worked for most of his life... A huge heart covered in flowers stood behind the casket during the service as all the doctors from the hospital sat in awe. Following the eulogy, the heart opened, and the casket rolled inside. The heart then closed, sealing the doctor in the beautiful heart forever..
At that point, one of the mourners just -burst- into laughter. When all eyes stared at him, he said, 'I am so sorry, I was just thinking of my own funeral... I'm a gynecologist.
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Post by hellsbells on May 4, 2010 13:28:29 GMT -5
Teehee!!
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Post by Karen on May 5, 2010 20:41:49 GMT -5
So I'm talking to my Dad, he was asking me about my dating life and I matter of fact said, "I don't think I'll get married ever." He told me it's ok if I don't, but that if it's right, I'll know. Then he said in his best fatherly-advice voice, "Karen, you just have to keep kissing those frogs." Well, if he insists!
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