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Post by lizzylou on Mar 31, 2010 21:02:31 GMT -5
I've heard that if you bury a statue of a certain saint, it'll help you sell your house faster. My old boss did that when they were trying to sell her mom's house. I hear it's a catholic tradition. Only thing in, we bought the house almost 3 weeks ago, and only a few days ago someone buried it. SO...it wasn't a thing to sell the house.
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Post by Karen on Mar 31, 2010 21:12:20 GMT -5
Ah, well, than that IS weird!
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Post by JC on Apr 3, 2010 9:24:17 GMT -5
LoL of the day yesterday was my text conversation with Karen about having a fart bubble up through my vag lips and come out the front. HAHAHA GOD that was funny!
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Post by hellsbells on Apr 3, 2010 10:52:30 GMT -5
On Thursday I was really stressed, and my new 'junior', who I've never heard swear, got off the phone with a really obnoxious guy at work and quietly said 'C0ck'. It makes me giggle whenever I think of it, she so looks like butter wouldn't melt. Haha. The cracks are starting to show.
Jenaya I hate it when that happens, I have to wiggle around on the seat to make sure it gets pushed out!
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Post by Karen on Apr 3, 2010 16:48:00 GMT -5
Yeah, I just about died when I got that text! Can you imagine if that popped up on my phone when one of the guys was at my desk?? Ha!!
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Post by hellsbells on Apr 4, 2010 14:04:55 GMT -5
Seriously, like you're gonna go walking the neighbourhood and the city streets with half you arse haning out??
Amazing pair of lrgs though, gotta get me some of these shoes!!
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Post by Karen on Apr 10, 2010 7:39:35 GMT -5
An old friend of mine has a blog about her kids. My friend is an excellent writer so it's usually an entertaining blog. Here's a snipit from the latest post... I was dying laughing when I read it!
"Ok, so I had this whole post written in my head for you guys. It looked like this:
Things I've removed from my son's mouth this week:
• Cat hair • A dime • Many, many leaves • A doll shoe • A ladybug 2 ladybugs • Four separate rocks • A lemon seed • A handful of dried grass • Sand • A lot of sand • Seriously: more sand • His father's sneaker • The cat's tail • The handle of a shopping cart • Our phone bill ______
I was all set to publish that list...and then yesterday happened. Yesterday blew that list straight out of the water...
You guys, my kid ate cat puke. Let me say that again, in case you missed it:
My. Kid. Ate. Cat. Puke.
He was crawling across the floor, saw a pile of pre-chewed, partially-digested cat food, and decided he'd try it. I was in the other room, a mere 10 feet away, when I noticed it was a little too quiet in the family room. I peeked around the corner and saw him staring at his fingers. I knew that meant he'd either eaten something, or was contemplating eating something (oh, how I wish it had been the latter), so I rushed in to see what he'd gotten hold of. I was expecting a hunk of lint or one of his sister's stickers...you can imagine how startled I was to find a (gigantic) pile of cat puke next to him on the ground. And then I realized (slowly, with much horror) that it was all over his hands and his socks.
I grabbed him, whisked him off to the kitchen to clean him up, said a quick prayer that I'd caught him before he'd actually put any in his mouth, closed my eyes, and dug a finger between his gums.
People.
I pulled out five (FIVE.) pieces of still-kind-of-hard cat food. Cat food that could have only come from the cat puke. Shudder."
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Post by hellsbells on Apr 10, 2010 8:59:55 GMT -5
Oh that's gross.
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Post by JC on Apr 10, 2010 12:56:41 GMT -5
ohhhhhh.........hell...................no.................... OMG that's sooo freakin gross!!!
She seems pretty entertaining though! Funny!
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Post by hellsbells on Apr 11, 2010 7:25:43 GMT -5
Ok, this made me chuckle. Watching an episode of the Simpsons where Bart and Lisa are both in 3rd grade and going on a field trip. Marj buys them matching fanny packs and says 'Now you'll have matching fannies'. For any of you who don't know, 'fanny' in the UK means vag. Hehehe makes me laugh every time!
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Post by lizzylou on Apr 11, 2010 9:11:01 GMT -5
haha, can you post her blog on a regular basis? that's hilarious!
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Post by cherry on Apr 11, 2010 9:22:14 GMT -5
Helen the use of the word fanny gets me every time! I love the use of words there Karen but the cat sick thing made me want to be sick. I had a cat who for 16 years liked to eat her food too fast and then chuck it back up. So a baby eating that... jeeeez!
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Post by sunshine78 on Apr 11, 2010 23:35:41 GMT -5
I read that and did a giggle-gag, lol*gag*
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Post by JC on Apr 17, 2010 8:09:29 GMT -5
I had a dream last night that I cleaned my vagina with mouth wash. HAHAHHAA
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Post by hellsbells on Apr 17, 2010 9:02:31 GMT -5
You've got problems girl!!!
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