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Post by JC on Feb 16, 2012 15:16:57 GMT -5
I've been seeing these little jokes floating around Facebook so I figured we could have a little endo fun with this. HAHA! I'll start off a few:
That awkward moment when you stand up and feel your period gush.
That awkward moment when you realize you came out of your mom's vagina.
That awkward moment when you feel your cell phone vibrate in your pocket, only it didn't...
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Post by hellsbells on Feb 16, 2012 16:53:06 GMT -5
That awkward moment when you sit down on the wet tiles in a packed steam at the gym and make a horrendous farting noise...
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Post by Karen on Feb 16, 2012 19:21:19 GMT -5
That awkward moment when you realize you came out of your mom's vagina. Ha ha, I was JUST thinking about that today!
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Post by JC on Feb 16, 2012 19:42:34 GMT -5
That awkward moment where you try to let a fart out silently and you accidentally rip a loud one.
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Post by Karen on Feb 16, 2012 20:20:47 GMT -5
That awkward moment when you're trying to dig your undies out of your ass discretely and you make eye contact with someone that caught you.
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Post by JC on Feb 16, 2012 20:27:55 GMT -5
LOL! That happens when I pick my nose!
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Post by semicolon on Feb 17, 2012 6:51:56 GMT -5
That awkward moment at work when you realize you forgot to put on something important (a bra, deodorant, makeup on your right eye) but have no way to rectify it.
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Post by JC on Feb 17, 2012 7:04:06 GMT -5
HAHA so true! I hate when I forget deodorant!
That awkward moment when someone corrects your grammar and you feel really stupid.
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Post by Luminosity on Feb 24, 2012 18:19:54 GMT -5
The awkward moment when someone tells you that you forgot to put in your other earring.
The awkward moment when you are looking for something and realize its in your hand.
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Post by omaklackey on Feb 24, 2012 22:16:32 GMT -5
That awkward moment when you lose your pen and after spending a half hour looking for it... realize its in your hair
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Post by JC on Feb 25, 2012 9:04:07 GMT -5
LOL that reminds me of one time my cell phone was ringing and I was running all over the house getting frustrated while trying to find it. Turns out it was in my pocket.
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Post by JC on Mar 24, 2012 14:38:58 GMT -5
That awkward moment when you put a dirty dish in the sink while someone is washing dishes.
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Post by semicolon on Mar 24, 2012 20:04:21 GMT -5
The awkward moment when you realize the dishes you were putting away from the dishwasher weren't actually clean.
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Post by 1234 on Mar 25, 2012 13:18:45 GMT -5
We actually don't have a dishwasher,a nd so when we were visiting friends in North Carolina a few weeks ago, I was completely shocked at the idea of not washing dishes and instead just putting them in the dishwasher and pressing "go!".
So--the awkward moment when friends tell you that in fact it is 2012, and there have been dishwashers for 60+ years. And did I realize that there are machines for washing clothes?
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Post by Karen on Mar 27, 2012 18:17:28 GMT -5
That awkward moment when you're letting your 18 month old niece walk through the mall, and the ONLY two stores she stops in front of are Victoria's Secret and Abercrombie & Fitch... At E&F, she stood in front of the 10 foot poster of a guy without his shirt on, totally hypnotized at the loud music while all the people passing by laughed with us.
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