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Post by KSA on Dec 2, 2009 19:22:42 GMT -5
LOL of the day I went shopping today to get thigh highs for a event I am having called SANATCON it is dressing up as Santa or Miss Santa anything related to the holiday season and going to local art galleries and pubs. Well all my girl friends are getting skimpy outfits at the local sex store and I am too now. What I saw today tho made me laugh so hard and I think I am going to buy it just to bring with me and talk a guy into wearing it over his pants. I pictured my husband in it at the store and was laughing so hard. The man in this pic btw is not my husband! Here is a pic to help everyone understand what I am talking about.....
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Post by JC on Dec 4, 2009 15:50:54 GMT -5
HAHA OMG these are funny! The waitress story was funny, the squirty cat was funny, omg the thumb sucking husband LMAO! HAHAHAA... On and keri, the picture isn't there anymore. I want to see this lady santa!
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Post by JC on Dec 4, 2009 15:52:16 GMT -5
my lol of the day:
I ate a supreme pizza with all the toppings and I think the sausage gave me really bad gas cause I can't stop farting. But the worst part is that I've been letting off silent bombs and my friend saw me sitting alone in the student union and walked over to say hi!! I was like, noo noo don't come any closer!!, as I'm fanning away at the air.
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Post by sunshine78 on Dec 4, 2009 18:36:06 GMT -5
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAhahahahaha, that's great!
I was interviewing at an employment agency, and as I was talking to the guy, my boot rubbed against the support post under the table, and it sounded like a squeaker. lol.
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Post by KSA on Dec 8, 2009 15:45:49 GMT -5
Not sure what happend to the picture on my last post. I hope it is not xrated for the page? I have a additional story about the above candy cane. So that night all us girls go out to dinner and dress up as Santa's, Elves. Snowmen ets but the boys just wore Santa hats well I went and bought the candy cane and the goal was to get one of the guys to put it on. We were at a upscale eatery and we were already the talk of the place because of our attire but I know the owner and he didnt mind so I did not care about what everyone else thought. I got the candy cane out put it on the table and everyone was dying with laughter I got my friends boyfriend to go to the bathroom and put it on. He walked out and camrea ready as usual I snapped some pics. LMAO it was hysterical OH btw he kept his clothes on he put it over his pants. The rest of the night we carried the candy cane around and tried to get someone else to put it on but no one would do it. One guy down and on the 17th we are doing another dress up night for charity so I am going to try to get a lawyer or judge in it. LOL
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Post by Karen on Dec 8, 2009 19:08:19 GMT -5
That is freaking hilarious, Keri!
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Post by JC on Dec 9, 2009 18:54:10 GMT -5
Mine isn't a super funny story but it definitely brightened my day today. I was on the bus and I saw a girl flipping through a magazine and she opened a little flap and smelled a perfume sample and made this horrid disgusted face at it then flipped the page really hard. Well I started to laugh and she saw me laugh then we were both uncontrollably laughing. It's one of those "you had to of been there" type stories. But nevertheless, it cracked me up.
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Post by sunshine78 on Dec 13, 2009 3:59:40 GMT -5
Sh*t like that cracks me the f00k up! I love those uncensored moments.
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Post by sunshine78 on Dec 13, 2009 4:04:01 GMT -5
My LOL of the day: The Redhead came over, and I had dinner mostly fixed. As I'm the hostess, of course I served him first, and then, myself. He finished, and COULD NOT, FOR THE LIFE OF HIM, keep his eyes off my boobs, with this little guy-smirk on his face, while I was finishing my own dinner. LOL. Guys are so easy. I think next time I see him, I'm just going to wear some shoes.
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Post by Karen on Dec 13, 2009 8:59:52 GMT -5
Ha, I think that sounds like a wise idea! Or, you could go the other way and wear a baggy turtleneck! I hope you busted his chops for staring!
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Post by cherry on Dec 13, 2009 13:24:13 GMT -5
I'm in work and a lady referring to her Christmas diet as an eating disorder said 'well when the portions were a bit small but I'm a bit albino at the moment aren't I so I didn't mind' Either she meant anorexic, or she thinks albinos are lacking in pigment because of lack of food?
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Post by pamelaj on Dec 14, 2009 12:21:59 GMT -5
I had something very funny, and very flattering happen this morning....
I had to take my son to his school to get reinstated so i decided to take him out for breakfast so we could talk. Anyway, when the waitress handed us the bill and i reached for it, she said "o thats sweet of you to take your little brother out for breakfast". Both AJ and I laughed our heads off and i thanked her. She asked what was so funny and then AJ said "are you ready to go mom"? The womans jaw dropped and it was truly a Kodak moment.
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Post by Tara on Dec 17, 2009 9:47:18 GMT -5
Last night my dog Cocoa (Tsuiz cross) age 1 1/2. had to go outside to pee so bad, that when my husband opened the door, he went running out with his tounge hanging out of his mouth, slide into the metal guard rail and his tounge got stuck. (Just like a little kid). He started wimpering and then pulled it off. I had a good laugh at it, because my dog always gets into such weird situations.
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Post by sunshine78 on Dec 17, 2009 23:03:22 GMT -5
LMFAO!
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Post by JC on Dec 18, 2009 22:25:49 GMT -5
My mother in law is in town until monday. Last night she got really drunk and told me she wanted to "flash her tits." ummmmmm lol? or eww??
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