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Post by JC on Jun 9, 2009 9:34:46 GMT -5
HAHA! Well, my high school sucked and the only biology class I had there was about cells and crap. Half the student body didn't speak English so they couldn't make the classes too hard. Basically, my high school was a complete waste of time. When I got the job in the ER as a medic, you get on-the-job training in nursing skills so we are dually trained in paramed and nursing. We don't learn anything about THOSE places in EMT school except how to deliver babies. I guess I never bothered to look at my own either. HAHA! But that was years ago, I'm a pro at it now! It only takes one time to learn where the heck the urethra is. I was just surprised because, well I don't know about you but, it FEELS like it's coming out somewhere other than there so I never thought the pee pee hole was down by the vag hole! I thought it was higher up. LOL GOD this is embarrassing!
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Post by italialynn on Jun 9, 2009 11:28:10 GMT -5
You're a trip!!!
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Post by Karen on Jun 9, 2009 18:40:48 GMT -5
Freaking hilarious, Jenaya! I particularly love #3... 3. I never knew that women had a special hole just for peeing until the first time I put a foley catheter in a woman. When my trainer told me, “Ok, put the tube right there,” my private thought was “holy sh*t, there’s a special hole JUST for that?!?!” I was talking to a friend of a friend last weekend and her 8 year old daughter asked where babies came from. She said her explanation started with "You know that place that you found that you wanted to store your crayons in?..."
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Post by JC on Jun 9, 2009 21:03:22 GMT -5
HAHAHHAHA crayon storage!!!!! TOO FUNNY!!!!! BTW #3 is really embarrassing!
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Post by pamelaj on Oct 29, 2009 8:58:28 GMT -5
Figured this is really fun and there are sooo many new ppl here so wanted to keep it going... 1. I am deathly afraid of the dark and at 34, if i hear a noise at night i make my husband check it out. 2. I still have to sleep with a nite lite..aka the TV 3. I'm the youngest of 8...big Italian family 4. My husband bought me a dishwasher and i hated it so much i sold it 5. My fav food is liver and onions...yup thats right...liver and onions...mmmm YUMMY 6. My husband and I have been best friends since college 7. We both have a degree in Automotive Technology...Licenced Mechanics 8. It took 10 years before my husband and I even started dating 9. I never actually wanted children(glad i have them now) 10. Drag racing is something everybody in my house does...except my youngest step daughter...she cant start till next year when she's 8 11. Every car i've owned i've never paid more than $500 for. 12. If i can get something for free i will 13. I hate cooking and not very good at it which is why the restaurants around here love us(i burn food easily) 14. Although i cant cook, i can bake and would love to do it for a living. 15. Everyone says im not a real woman as i dont really care for the romantic stuff or girlie things 16. My kitchen is 15x20 and i wish it was smaller 17. I've never had a broken bone but think my boys are making up for that. 18. I love the winter...the more snow the better and the only thing good about the summer is how well my car hooks on the strip 19. Back in my school days i was a championship swimmer/diver and wanted to be in the Olympics someday 20. Damm getting pregnant in high school 21. If there was anybody in the world i could meet or have a hubby approved one night stand with, it would be with Howie Mandle....omg he is gorgeous 22. The first time i watched the movie beaches i cried, i now own the DVD and watch it 3-4 times a week and cry every time...im obsessed 23. My favorite vegetable is brussel sprouts...in fact, its the only vegetable i really eat. 24. When i wake up in the morning i want cake, everyday, cake. Ok, id settle for just the frosting 25. I think i have way to much going on in my life and im not happy if im not always busy. 26. When i was younger, i hated my one sister so much and when we were fighting one time...i stabbed her with a fork. 27. How my mother dealt with me is beyond my wildest dream...i was a BIG problem child 28. I now have one of those. 29. To this day i have always considered myself to be fat and ugly 30. I still wonder what my husband see's in me **hope some of the other people post here too.
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Post by JC on Oct 29, 2009 9:31:17 GMT -5
You have a degree in automotive technology??? I FREAKIN LOVE YOU!!!! If I wasn't doing physiology and neurobiology I'd be doing auto tech.. That's my real passion! The only thing that held me back was the fact that I didn't want to make my hobby a career cause then I wont like it anymore. lol
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Post by pamelaj on Oct 29, 2009 9:35:04 GMT -5
Its only a hobby now Jenya. Yes i have diplomas and such for it but i went back and now have a degree in Sales and Marketing
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Post by JC on Oct 29, 2009 12:18:37 GMT -5
but still! It's so cool!!!!!!! I LOVE IT!
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Post by hellsbells on Oct 29, 2009 14:06:26 GMT -5
This may take a while...........here goes
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God this is hard!
1) I live alone and I love it 2) I am one of the world's most irritable people with several 'pet peeves' - the worst one (other than people eating noisily) is people clicking pens. Drives me nuts 3) I have a very eclectic taste in music - from Michael Jackson to Guns n Roses to Wham! 4) I'm a pretty good cook 5) Like Pamelaj my favourite veg is Brussels sprouts - at christmas functions I ask for the spare ones. Raw, mushy, pureed, perfectly cooked, I love 'em! 6) I have some fabulous friends 7) I have an Honors degree in German and an MSc in IT. I work in IT and rarely use my German 8) I think I'm a good person and any man would be lucky to have me, but when someone's interested in me I'm like: 'Ok if you like me there must be something wrong with you...' 9) I'm the youngest of three kids but my oldest brother and my dad have both passed away 10) I have a secret passion for Mils and Boon romance novels. Hence, I am waiting for the perfect man to sweep me off my feet....he'll have to be strong! 11) I regularly buy myself flowers (but don't pretend they're from someone else!) 12) I'm a grammar freak and can spot grammatical errors from 10 paces as they hurt my eyes. I even text in 'proper' English. That's not to say I'm not guilty of the odd typo.....:-) 13) I enjoy my own company 14) Sky + rocks! 14) I HAVE to read every night in bed to help me fall asleep 15) I'm passive aggressive - a recent revelation and I finally understand what it means! 16) I hate hangovers with a passion but 17) I love champagne!!! 18) I'd die if I coulod never have another bacon sandwich as long as I live 19) See 16) in pamelaj's post - I would NEVER want a smaller kitchen, lol! 20) I'm addicted to The Biggest Loser 21) I am collecting Dallas Box set DVD's - am up to Season 11. Pam has just been in a car crash after re-marrying Bobby after the 'dream' episode. Love it! 22) Am embarrassed to admit I know exactly what Jenaya means.....hehe 23) I had my tonsils and adenoids removed when I was about 6 24) I can't walk on floors that are see through. Freaks me right out 25) I have lived in England (home country) went to university in Scotland, spent time living in Germany and by first 'real' job was in Dublin, Ireland for the now deceased Gateway PC manufacturer 26) I'm totally addicted to McDonald's latte and have to go by the drive through every morning - it's about 200 yards from where I work 27) I'm done.........!!! 27)
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Post by pamelaj on Oct 29, 2009 14:36:48 GMT -5
lolat Atherhel #19.....I HATE COOKING thats why i want a smaller kitchen. Doesn't that mean smaller meals? lmao
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Post by hellsbells on Oct 29, 2009 14:39:37 GMT -5
ROFL.....don't think so unfortunately! Doesn't take much room to dish out a takeaway! I love cooking and want the biggest best equipped most fabulous kitchen in the world...sadly until I win the lottery it ain't gonna happen!
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Post by pamelaj on Oct 29, 2009 15:08:16 GMT -5
I can cook shephards pie and shake and bake chicken. Some ppl swear im not a natural woman. I even hated my dishwasher...o wait...there was never enough dirty dishes for it anyway..lol
PS Jenaya...I didnt know bout the other hole either till i had my 2nd child. I told the nurse i had to pee and she said "i'll put a cathader in" All i could think was how can i push out a baby with something already in there.
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Post by JC on Oct 29, 2009 15:27:26 GMT -5
HAHAHA! SEE!!! well, at least you were in the correct general area. I used to think pee came out of the clitoris. HAHAHAAA!
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Post by hellsbells on Oct 29, 2009 15:47:33 GMT -5
But but but!!! That's what it feels like! I'm so glad you said that jenaya! Oh cool you became a moderator! Nice one!
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Post by JC on Oct 29, 2009 15:55:08 GMT -5
I AGREE!!!! That's exactly where it FEELS like it comes from! SEE!! I'm not a total retard!
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