I just ran across my 25 random facts and figured I could share them with you guys. hehehe...
1. When I was 6 years old, I was watching Ricky Lake and learned some impressive sexual terms that a 6 year old has no business knowing. I nearly gave my Grandmother a heart attack when I blurted out to my mother, “Mommy, what’s oral sex?”
2. When I worked at a grocery store in high school I won the “grocery bagger of the year 1998” award. My name is still hanging on a plaque inside the store to this day.
3. I never knew that women had a special hole just for peeing until the first time I put a foley catheter in a woman. When my trainer told me, “Ok, put the tube right there,” my private thought was “holy sh*t, there’s a special hole JUST for that?!?!”
4. I lost hearing in my left ear from a head injury snowboarding. That was concussion #4 or #5 I think. I can’t remember. My memory kinda sucks too obviously. My husband can vouch for that one.
5. I had a chemistry teacher in high school turn our laboratory into an underground alcohol lab where we learned how to make 200 proof moonshine. He claimed it was for rocket fuel even though it never worked… he also loaded the extra into jugs and hid it in the back room. We used to sneak some of the alcohol out to lunch inside droppers and take shots at school.
6. My name was supposed to be Joseph if I was a boy.
7. I used to drive a low rider truck and was in a car club called “Sunset”. All the modifications were done by me and my Grandfather. My husband named it the JiGGity. (if you wanna see more pictures I’ll email them to you!) Definitely a proud work of art if you ask me.
8. I once got peed on by a homeless drunk man.
9. My second toe is longer than my first toe.
10. I never owned a coat until I moved to the east coast 2 years ago… Go ahead! Call me a spoiled Californian!
11. I’ve ran from the police before and got away with it. Not only did my low rider look cool, but it was really fast too!
12. I’ve hitchhiked before because my little low rider truck couldn’t make it up a snowy mountain. I ended up with a Christian family in a mini van sitting in between twin girls watching veggie tales on their DVD player.
13. I earned the nickname JeNasty from having a really foul mouth. A friend of mine was trying to say “Jenaya’s nasty” but fumbled on the two words by saying them both in the same word.
14. I was once a radio personality named “the sexy nurse”. I used to have a bit every Thursday morning live on air where I would tell ER stories.
15. The only other country I’ve been to is Mexico. I don’t even own a passport.
16. Speaking of Mexico, I was once detained at the border trying to cross back into the United States from Mexico for 3 hours. In that 3 hours, they took apart our car, had a drug dog sniff it out and repeatedly questioned me on what my business was in Mexico. It turns out the person I was with never told me that he spent 4 years in federal prison for drug trafficking until it came up when they scanned our ID’s to cross the border.
17. When I was a kid I lost my two front teeth when my evil next door neighbor ran over my face with his bike.
18. Yesterday in the school library I was trying to discretely pass gas but didn’t realize how much noise I was making because I had head phones on. I guess that would explain the funny looks I was getting.
19. I used to be a hair model.
20. At Freshman orientation in high school they had a contest to see who could fit the most jumbo marshmallows in their mouth for a free T-shirt. Not only did I win by holding 28 jumbo marshmallows in my mouth, but I started my high school career with the reputation of being able to fit large things in my mouth. DOH!
21. I’ve never been in a fight before. In the few close calls I’ve had I either talked my way out of it or cowardly ran away.
22. I studied music from 4th grade until I graduated high school playing the soprano and alto saxophone. In 5th and 6th grades, I was taking music theory classes at Cal State University of San Bernardino with college students. I won numerous awards, seats in honor bands, and even marched in the Pasadena Rose Parade Honor band in 1999 and 2000 then became drum major my senior year of high school. I don’t know why graduating from high school marked the end of my music career but I have been heavily considering picking it up again.
23. I’ve been shot at before in a drive by shooting when I was a kid.
24. In my 5th grade yearbook every picture that I’m in, the person standing next to me is now dead including the one of the school principle.
25. I’m extremely ticklish. If you come anywhere near my ribs I’ll smack the uterus out of you.
26. A homeless man actually gave ME money once.