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Post by ouchy on Sept 23, 2006 2:43:17 GMT -5
Okay, since one member called her vagina a "mini moo," I think it's only fitting to have a fun thread dedicated to funny names for body parts! Post the word you/your family use/used to refer to male and female parts and the story behind it!
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Post by ouchy on Sept 23, 2006 2:47:38 GMT -5
When I was a little girl I would take a bath with my grandma...she was an "old" grandma, the chubby kind with white hair that she had tinted w/ that blue tint to take the yellow out...anyway, she would always tell me to, "Wash 'Miss Impossible.'" ...to this day I don't get it... "Miss Impossible?" I guess I never called it "Miss Impossible," but I just remembered that while writing the intro to the thread... Thanks for reading. I'm sure everyone thinks I'm crazy now. HAHA! The stuff we remember out of the blue...
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Post by nicolaxx on Sept 23, 2006 14:31:50 GMT -5
One that stuck in my mind is "the one eyed trouser snake" though can't remember who said it!! My Dad has always refered to the male organ as "the old gentleman " which gives it a nice respectable image , my favourite is the cockney rhyming slang which is the Hampton , short for hampton wick...... D*** !!
OUchy , how do you think of such posts hehe
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Post by candice on Sept 24, 2006 15:22:03 GMT -5
Hairy Taco Bearded Oyster Beaver Muff Poonany
These seem the most popular female terms at my highschool right now...I teach.
And my mom used the correct terminology...until one day when I was sitting in those grochery buggies, all uncomfortable in little kids tights and frilly underwear that had migrated, I told a radom lady in the mall that my Vagina hurt. I was three I think. Mom used code words after that.
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Post by ouchy on Sept 24, 2006 16:07:31 GMT -5
"hairy taco, bearded oyster" ---Yuck!
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Post by baby bonnet on Sept 26, 2006 12:08:31 GMT -5
Pancho for the male organ - There was a chair in Algebra with the male organ drawn on it and the name Pancho under the drawing. We all started calling it Pancho after that and no one wanted to sit on Pancho during algebra. That was the least used chair in the whole high school I'm sure.
In my family growing up we always called the males organ pajarito which means birdie in spanish and the females organ we always called la cucaracha which means the cockroach. I never questioned it since in my family it was the norm to call it that. My guess is that who ever started that was a male since he was much kinder with naming the male organ.
My favorite that I have heard is flower for the female's.
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Post by ouchy on Sept 26, 2006 20:14:56 GMT -5
This is a funny thread!
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Post by candice on Sept 27, 2006 5:20:21 GMT -5
Thats so strange that you called the male organ a birdie, because after the shopping mall fiasco, thats what my mom called the female organ. I had forgotten.
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Post by ouchy on Sept 27, 2006 9:39:40 GMT -5
candice--you're right. I have also heard the term "free birding" when women go w/out any underwear on!
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Post by mwilmot on Sept 27, 2006 11:15:52 GMT -5
My sister in law calls the female organ a 'nushy'. When my husband and I heard her refer to it as that we laughed so hard and she wasn't sure why it was so funny. We now call it a nushy because it is such a funny term.
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Post by baby bonnet on Sept 27, 2006 13:03:36 GMT -5
I thought my hubby was refering to the female organ when ever he used the term 'musho', and then years later he had to clarify that he meant the belly button as he realized how confused I was during a conversation.
Wow I never heard the female's as being refered to as birdie - now I'm really confused. Maybe my hubby will have to clarify that one for me too.
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Post by ouchy on Oct 12, 2006 22:44:58 GMT -5
nicolaxx-- how is your "mini moo?"
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Post by nicolaxx on Oct 24, 2006 15:12:53 GMT -5
Hello ouchy, mini moo is very happy and well thank you for asking !! Hehe
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Post by ouchy on Oct 24, 2006 15:22:50 GMT -5
^both my husband and my mom call it "mini-moo" now!
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Post by nicolaxx on Oct 24, 2006 15:37:35 GMT -5
dare you address her as your mini moo next time you have to refer to her at the doctors, that would be sooo funny if you could do it with a straight face!! ;-)
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