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Post by loveshoes on Mar 27, 2012 19:11:36 GMT -5
That ackward moment when you go to the mall, get a banana smoothie and end up with it on your nose ( no idea how ), then go into pottery barn, make a purchase, TALK to the clerk all not knowing you have this brown sh*t on your nose and then going in the car, checking yourself out in the rear view mirror and HORROR - seeing the dried sticky stuff on your nose! I don't know what's worse, that or the fact that the lady didn't say anything! I'd totally tell someone they had something on their face! EMBARASSING!
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Post by JC on Mar 28, 2012 6:54:30 GMT -5
HAHA I've done that before. Or when you realize you had crap stuck in your teeth and you had been talking and smiling with people all day. BTW, those mall smoothies are usually loaded with crap, including gluten. Sometimes you can check the nutritional facts and they may be able to tell you if they are gluten free or not but so far I haven't found anyone that makes them gluten free. Plus they can be loaded with soy and TONS of sugar too. They are tasty though
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Post by JC on Apr 10, 2012 7:24:16 GMT -5
That awkward moment when you hear your cat dry heaving...
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Post by loveshoes on Apr 10, 2012 15:53:33 GMT -5
HAHA I've done that before. Or when you realize you had crap stuck in your teeth and you had been talking and smiling with people all day. BTW, those mall smoothies are usually loaded with crap, including gluten. Sometimes you can check the nutritional facts and they may be able to tell you if they are gluten free or not but so far I haven't found anyone that makes them gluten free. Plus they can be loaded with soy and TONS of sugar too. They are tasty though Ha ha, I thought ahead and found they had a web site with nutritional info so I was all over that first and it was OK for me to have. Since then, I have just made them at home for much cheaper and I mix my chia seeds into it daily – such a healthy start to my day! I love them and the best part, no added crap so and waaayyy cheaper! I paid almost $5 for a medium size and for $5 I can buy the fruit for 2 weeks worth at home!
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Post by semicolon on Apr 10, 2012 20:00:04 GMT -5
Jenaya- I laughed out loud! My family cat used to make weird noises when she was going to boot, so we'd try to scoot her outside. One time my dad managed to hold her over the toilet just in time- I am laughing out loud just thinking about it!
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Post by Karen on Apr 10, 2012 20:10:33 GMT -5
That awkward moment when you hear your cat dry heaving... Yup, I woke up to that last night... while she was on my bed. Whenever I hear that, I do my best to kick her off the bed but she ALWAYS manages to skirt me and always manages to soil the bed - almost always within days of washing my big blankets... Not cool!
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Post by 1234 on Apr 10, 2012 20:12:14 GMT -5
Man, yall are almost making me feel grateful for my goofy dog who dehydrates himself by being crazy, gulps a bunch of water, and then pukes.
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Post by JC on Apr 10, 2012 21:31:33 GMT -5
Jenaya- I laughed out loud! My family cat used to make weird noises when she was going to boot, so we'd try to scoot her outside. One time my dad managed to hold her over the toilet just in time- I am laughing out loud just thinking about it! GEE GERR GEE GERR GEE GERR GEE GERRR GEE GERRRR BERELWERLLBHRHRHBBRBEBRBBBBBBBB! UGH.
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Post by Karen on Apr 11, 2012 21:41:23 GMT -5
That awkward moment when you're in a crowded room and someone sitting near you drops some serious silent-but-deadly farts EIGHT TIMES and you want to gag and get up and move but no one does out of politeness...
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Post by nibletz on Apr 11, 2012 22:39:18 GMT -5
Haahaaaa Oh my im on te floor laughing karen thats so true n u just wanna smack em for being so nasty....
Thats awkward moment when u go to the steam room n there a really fat old man in there n u not sure if he wearing bottoms or not as his belly covers it all...until he eventually gets up n u can't help but look to find he wearing the tiniest speedos....oh thank havens I think >>breathe sigh of relief here<< lol
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Post by JC on Apr 13, 2012 5:59:47 GMT -5
That awkward moment when you walk into a spider web.
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Post by nibletz on Apr 13, 2012 6:43:36 GMT -5
Eeee it happens to me alot it so nasty I freak out
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Post by JC on Apr 13, 2012 7:56:57 GMT -5
HAHA ME TOOO!! Or you turn into a Ninja! WHAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!! HEYYYAAAAAA!!!
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Post by nibletz on Apr 14, 2012 6:21:28 GMT -5
Lol yeas in the middle of the street n realise people are staring at. U haaaaahahahhahahahahaaaaaa
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Post by baby bonnet on Jan 2, 2013 16:25:48 GMT -5
That awkward moment when not even the excruciating pain keeps you from noticing that everyone else in the room heard that embarrassing internal gastric sound coming from your intestines too
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