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Post by cherry on Sept 1, 2010 10:55:26 GMT -5
Haha yes! Brokeback Mountain is a great film but that sex scene is funny, as is the kiss. It makes me think 'that is SO what butch men do' I laugh so much at myself, stupid scenarios, stupid things I do, the way everything makes me nervous. So I burst out laughing randomly a lot, get funny looks and laugh some more. I'm well aware that I come off weird but I can't stifle my inner goof just so that boring people feel more comfortable around me!
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Post by pretty on Sept 1, 2010 12:19:13 GMT -5
I consider saying vulgar and explicit things to the more conservative folks in my office. just to see the horror on thier faces. hee hee I'm sooooo naughty
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Post by Karen on Sept 1, 2010 14:31:41 GMT -5
Ooh, ooh, Pretty, that's a fun game with my mom, too!
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Post by cherry on Sept 2, 2010 9:13:55 GMT -5
Cats fighting or sexing - well they make the same noises either way. But they sound so dramatic don't they, and there are a pair who like to fight over the garden wall which is outside my bedroom window. They stay perfectly still and make horrible noises and again the super seriousness of it all makes me laugh. Then I chuck water at them because it's 3am and I have work the next morning.
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Post by pretty on Sept 2, 2010 15:25:44 GMT -5
Cats: their utter selfishness combined with their serious outlook on their petty concerns make them doubly hilarious. ha ha cats are funny.
today me and prissy, my jack russell, went to the atm. You should see her face each time when she realizes there is no magic hand going to reach out with a treat. She's like "this is my bank, right? where's my f(*cking treat?" ha ha ha.
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Post by Karen on Sept 2, 2010 17:14:26 GMT -5
How did I completely forget about this??
When I was growing up, my mom refused to let us say the word 'fart'. She thought it was a disgusting word. You know what we had to say instead?
Fanny burp!
My cousins still give me crap about it, and I'm sure my friends and classmates thought I was insane when I used that phrase!! Funny term, quite stupid, but puts a smile on my face...
And I agree, cats/dogs can be quite amusing.
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Post by omaklackey on Sept 2, 2010 18:53:41 GMT -5
"fanny burp" thats awesome! ROFL
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Post by sunshine78 on Sept 2, 2010 22:42:07 GMT -5
Another euphemism for fart: Booty Pop... but they took that for the fake butt panties, already. When I heard the TV, one night, I thought... "Did someone really just say 'booty pop'?" lol
Stupid-ass commercials like that make me lol.
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Post by cherry on Sept 3, 2010 2:46:59 GMT -5
Karen I love the term fanny burp even more cos it would be a rather rude term in the UK (that horrible little accident that can happen during sex... and ladies if it hasn't happened to you, you're so so lucky) My ex's aunt used to go nuts if her son said 'bum' and made him say bottom, the poor kid could barely string 2 syllables together so he gave up referring to his ass, which had been his favourite thing to talk about.
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Post by Karen on Sept 3, 2010 6:18:56 GMT -5
OMG, forgot about the other use of the word 'fanny'. Ha ha ha, ewwwwww!!
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Post by lizzylou on Sept 3, 2010 20:37:40 GMT -5
haha "fanny burp" needs to be our new term for the sex mishap on here. it's a polite way to refer to something that's embrassing but happens to everyone. HAHA this just made my day
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Post by JC on Sept 4, 2010 6:37:37 GMT -5
HAHA yeah I like that! Fanny burp! UGH it's such an awkward situation! Like... do you just let it go and pretend it didn't happen or do you explain yourself? "I didn't fart I swear!"
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Post by hellsbells on Sept 4, 2010 6:42:19 GMT -5
Sorry, but fanny burp just does not have the same ring to it as fanny fart!!!
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Post by Karen on Sept 4, 2010 7:36:53 GMT -5
I'm sure my (prude) mother would cringe at all the discussion around fanny burp. But I'm loving it!
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Post by lizzylou on Sept 4, 2010 8:55:41 GMT -5
To answer Jenaya - We just laugh. there are certain positions that we know will make a "fanny burp" and we expect it and just laugh and move on. I get a little embrassed but I know he's not freaked out so it's ok. It wasn't always that comfortable though.
Once during some really hot action, our chests made a farting noise and we both started cracking up so hard it really ruined the mood.
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