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Post by cherry on Jan 1, 2010 16:41:07 GMT -5
My magic sun would be one that just warms me like a cat having a sun shower, I tan if I even look at a sunny photo so I couldn't cope with all the strap marks on a cruise! My attendant will have to be very many things!
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Post by Karen on Jan 1, 2010 19:31:23 GMT -5
Gosh, all this sounds so nice! Especially about the sun shower!! So which one of us is going to win the lottery and make this all happen?
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Post by sunshine78 on Jan 2, 2010 1:29:25 GMT -5
My magical attendant will play the piano, the violin, and the acoustic guitar, at the same time, while also pleasuring me. Hey, I'm a multi-tasker, and I deserve as much.
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Post by cherry on Jan 2, 2010 4:51:28 GMT -5
Haha sunshine you give me the giggles, 'pleasure me', have you been reading romance novels? I'm sat giggling in work at your multi-tasking man! I think any one of us that wins and feels inclined can be our sponsor. I'd love to fund it if I got the chance, everything's better shared
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Post by Karen on Jan 2, 2010 9:11:35 GMT -5
Ah, the acoustical guitar is a MUST for me! So is good pleasuring... I think there should be someone (maybe a committee?) that ensures that our attendant's skills are up to snuff. Especially orally, as there's no sense bringing some guy along that just looks good but can't get the job done.
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Post by JC on Jan 2, 2010 10:29:21 GMT -5
LMAO! KAREN!!!! that's funny!!!! sadly, I don't even play the lottery, maybe I should start?
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Post by hellsbells on Jan 2, 2010 13:33:19 GMT -5
I'm gonna win this year, just you wait and see. Hmm, yes, had better start playing it then!
By the way ladies, I'm notoriously hard to 'please' so I'll quite happily do the attendant vetting before they climb aboard!!!!!!
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Post by sunshine78 on Jan 4, 2010 0:58:46 GMT -5
Too bad that the one guy who was any good at oral exams turned out to be a total jackass, who just got on my damned nerves, eventually.
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Post by JC on Jan 4, 2010 11:36:50 GMT -5
Just do what guys do, keep stupid ho's around for the "skills" and nothing more. HAHA!
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Post by sunshine78 on Jan 4, 2010 13:47:51 GMT -5
That's right. My motto for the past couple of years (and it will likely continue, out of necessity) has been "F*ck 'em, and chuck 'em."
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Post by cherry on Jan 4, 2010 15:33:11 GMT -5
I'd like us to have some gay bffs, I prefer the Stanford Blatch rather than Anthony the wedding planner type though (Sex and the City) Where shall we pick up? I don't know if any of you guys hate New York but I love the place and I'd love that to be our starting and dropping off point for the cruise, then to take us around the Caribbean and South Americas.
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Post by Karen on Jan 4, 2010 19:32:48 GMT -5
Hey, NY sounds good to me as a starting point! And I'm all for the gays. I can see why you're leaning the way of Stanford, but I think it'd be nice to have some Anthony's around for some drama.
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Post by sunshine78 on Jan 4, 2010 19:59:15 GMT -5
Haha, I love Anthony - he's such a Queen. But I love Stanny, too - we could rub his head for good luck.
I heart gays - the more, the merrier.
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Post by cherry on Jan 5, 2010 9:16:34 GMT -5
Gay salsa teachers! I don't know why but I've always wanted one. The dancing must be a bit hotter when you know it can't end in sex but you suspect that you fancy them too much anyway and that just maybe you could be their one off girl-lover!
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Post by hellsbells on Jan 10, 2010 10:57:14 GMT -5
Can't think of a better place to start than NY. Only been once, with my mum, but would love to go with a bunch of women and hit some clubs!
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